by Charles Racine

A Good Mechanic

Finding a good bartender is like finding a good mechanic; once you do, you never want to go to anyone else.

You stop by their station to see if they’re in.

Bartender

They can quickly diagnose the problem and give you a tune up to feel somewhat idle.

Whether it’s after a hard day at the office, to mend an ailing heart, or simply to refuel, your favorite mechanic makes sure you get to your next stop.

What we all love about our favorite bartenders are the little extras that come with our frequent visits. I’d like to say it’s all about the friendly smiles and momentary friendship but alas, it also has to do with an extra shot or beer just because you’re not some stranger; it’s you!

Where Everybody Knows Your Name

There’s something about walking into a bar or restaurant, whether you’re with someone special or a good friend, that makes you feel significant when you are acknowledged as you pull up a stool and hear a, “How’s it been Kale? Welcome back,” followed by a warm handshake.

A greeting like that feels even better when you walk in all alone feeling more than a little uncomfortable amongst leering strangers who are already saddled up and have ridden through a few drinks. Your social credibility goes up a few notches if the bar keep knows you, definitely softening the leer into mere curious stares, which eventually give way to acceptance within the ranks.

Earning your wings all starts with the first visit and the first conversation, plus you need to be somewhat loyal, and offer an above and beyond gratuity, which will send you above and beyond a normal experience. You will know you’ve made it into the left over beer ring of trust, when someone utters those four words we all long to hear, “ This one’s on me.”

Here are the tactics necessary to make that e-lationship strong right from the beginning along with some signals that suggest you‘re on the right track.

1. Don’t get wasted your first time in. Show that you can handle your liquor respectably. There are no free drinks when you’re getting cut off.
2. Get the name of the bartender you like and connect with and more importantly, use it. Keep the conversation impersonal; don’t gossip, remember it’s a small island and easy to get voted off.
3. On the next visit come with friends, bring in new business — in other words, bring something to the table — or the bar in this case. We all live on the almighty dollar, so do your part and spend some money at the places you want to see stick around.
4. The tip has to make a statement. It has to relay the message that you care and appreciate their service without having to actually say it, which would be a little odd. Then again, a verbal tip such as, “You’re so great!” or “You do such a good job!” without the appropriate financial backing is tantamount to an amazing date with no kiss at the end. Your tip is your kiss; make it a good one.
5. Now for the test. Don’t wait too long before going in again. From the greeting you receive you’ll know how well you’ve done. A nod is okay, a handshake even better, but if they say your name, you’re in! Welcome to your new e-lationship! NORM!
6. Enjoy the barley and hops of your labor. Here’s the fun part, unlike other relationship taboos, an e-lationship should be polygamist in nature. Have as many, e-lationships as you want, just remember to keep it alive with repeat business, good vibes and a big tip goodnight.